Friday, 7 August 2009

Facebook...

No Greetings Im Starting With This
PORNbook

So About A Week Ago I Log Onto Facebook All Happy N Dem Ting Deya And I See Tings Like Dis Pop Up....

EXPOSURE!

Now Tell Me Social Networking Site Or The Next Redtube?!?!?

Why Bait All Dese Gyals Cuh Tbh We All Know Dese Gyals Ant The Only People Dodging Around Dere Pics And We All Know It'll Come Straight Back To The Manz Dah Started Dis Whole Baiting Ting.

Dis Kinda Brings Me Onto The Next Ting I Wanna Chat Abouh.

FEMALES

Firstly For Those Who Don't Know I Surround Myself With Females Because They Are More Transparent Than Males! A Mirror Will Never Tell You Lies.

Dont Understand Me?
Up Your Thinking.

Ive Said This Before And I Will Say It Again I Trust No Female Like I Trust My Mother And I Never Will, Heaven Lies Underneath My Mothers Feet. This Is Where I Would Love To Say 'When Selecting A Female To Be With, I Take My Time' I'd Be Lying If I Said That.

I Wish I Did Because One Thing Is Certain You Never Know When The Unexpected Will Become Expected.

Why? Press Play...Then Carrying On Reading...



But Recently Gyals Have Been Talking Losely To Manz
About I Tink Hes Gonna Wifey Me
All Because Of A Bit Of Semi-Pillow Talk
LOW It.

Dont Try Blacklist Me Either
Already Been Done

This Is Wah Ive Heard For:
  • I Lash And Dash
  • I Use Females
  • I Have BARE Wifeys
  • I Cheat On Girls
  • I Have Bareeeeee Links
Notice How Long The Bare Is?
So For Who All You People Reading This I Shall Explain
  1. I Don't Lash And Dash - If The Sex Is Shit I Won't Do It Again, Why Have A Relationship Based On Dead Beat?
  2. Ive Only Had Two True Wifeys.
  3. Ever Heard Abouh My Sex Life? If So Name Me 3 Females Ive Beat?
  4. Do I Have Time To Cheat? Let Alone A Relationship?
  5. Since The Start Of August My Phone Hasnt Been Too Active,
Explain That.

I Remove Females From My Life All The Time
Deal With It
If Your That Special Like This Gyal...


You'll Stay
But
No One Is So Hush.

If Your Still Confused By All Of This
UNLUCKY

Bless
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